August 8th, 2009
Michele asked:
I don’t want to buy a dress that I won’t use again, and I don’t really have an LBD in my closet. JCrew has one for $99, silk, boat neck, sleeveless, A-line, to the knee. I was thinking with some pink or yellow open toed slingbacks? Is it really neccessary to adhere to ridgid rules if I brighten it up?
February 9th, 2009
jlalibra asked:
God, I **** that! I **** it when people who KNOW damn well that they have bad-looking feet wear sandals and open-toed shoes in public with their feet lookin’ all ashy, nails so short that they look like they bent over to chew them; some of them are women who KNOW they have chipped nail polish on their nails and have corns and bunions, some of them are men who walk outside and wear sandals showing their hairy feet with nails that are so long that they look like machetes, some of these people have terrible foot odor, and some of them have all that damn brown and green fungus on their toenails and all that crap! I **** it! If I’m in a restaurant and a woman is in the same restaurant wearing open-toed shoes or sandals, she had BETTER have a well-done pedicure or her feet look AT LEAST halfway decent! I don’t wanna lose my appetite while mistakenly looking at her ugly feet! And as for the men, NO man should wear sandals in public UNLESS they’re at the beach or around a swimming pool!
How the HELL would you know, Slugger? You’ve never even MET me before to say my feet stink, you @$$hole!
And to Tedster, how would you KNOW that I’m ugly and you’ve never seen me before? All you’ve seen is my Avatar, you dip$hit!
To the Pink Pipster: Learn how to spell, you dumb broad!
November 12th, 2008
southfromjersey asked:
I recently started a new job at a beautiful vacation resort. Although the job is great & my co-workers are friendly. I feel as if I’m being left out. The women all sport Louie Vuitton, Channel this, Jimmy Choo that. The men talk about the speeds of their boats and their weekend golf matches. The other day when I was asked for id & could not find my drivers license, HR told me to just show my passport. When I replied I didn’t have one she seemed shocked, “you’ve never been out of the states?” was her reply. One of my “twenty something” co-workers has just left on a two week trip to London. Look…I’ve got four kids and bills that give birth to more bills! I shop at Wal-Mart and I make cuisine meals out of Raman noodles. I hate to seem anti-social, but I’m so out of place around them. A luxury trip to me is going to Disney once every three years. Does anyone understand?
October 19th, 2008
idealhousewife asked:
ration him-I don’t want a headache now do I? As you girls know, men are mystified and a little excited at the thought of what we girls put in our handbags. Now I told my husband that it is time he coughed up and treated ‘little old me’ to a new one. Only a Luis Vuitton will do-the ‘Crocodile skin’ one with a supposed three year waiting list. However Boris knows people-him being in Politics an’ all. He can make a phone-call and things get done. He has “clout”. Mrs C will pull some strings-oops let the cat out there hoho. I am a bit of a social climber really-and I do have a nice “blue rinse” like the other “quality political ladies.” I digress. So I was saying-Boris will be blowing the dust and dead moths out of his wallet tomorrow and will treat his best lady wife to a top handbag. Question-are you jealous girls? Maybe if I can get Boris to feel guilty about something he will”spring” for some “Jimmy Choo” shoes as well. He’s such a love. Is your “hub” as well connected as mine ladies
September 2nd, 2008
idealhousewife asked:
ration him-I don’t want a headache now do I? As you girls know, men are mystified and a little excited at the thought of what we girls put in our handbags. Now I told my husband that it is time he coughed up and treated ‘little old me’ to a new one. Only a Luis Vuitton will do-the ‘Crocodile skin’ one with a supposed three year waiting list. However Boris knows people-him being in Politics an’ all. He can make a phone-call and things get done. He has “clout”. Mrs C will pull some strings-oops let the cat out there hoho. I am a bit of a social climber really-and I do have a nice “blue rinse” like the other “quality political ladies.” I digress. So I was saying-Boris will be blowing the dust and dead moths out of his wallet tomorrow and will treat his best lady wife to a top handbag. Question-are you jealous girls? Maybe if I can get Boris to feel guilty about something he will”spring” for some “Jimmy Choo” shoes as well. He’s such a love. Is your “hub” as well connected as mine ladies
July 5th, 2008
southfromjersey asked:
I recently started a new job at a beautiful vacation resort. Although the job is great & my co-workers are friendly. I feel as if I’m being left out. The women all sport Louie Vuitton, Channel this, Jimmy Choo that. The men talk about the speeds of their boats and their weekend golf matches. The other day when I was asked for id & could not find my drivers license, HR told me to just show my passport. When I replied I didn’t have one she seemed shocked, “you’ve never been out of the states?” was her reply. One of my “twenty something” co-workers has just left on a two week trip to London. Look…I’ve got four kids and bills that give birth to more bills! I shop at Wal-Mart and I make cuisine meals out of Raman noodles. I hate to seem anti-social, but I’m so out of place around them. A luxury trip to me is going to Disney once every three years. Does anyone understand?
